Dirty Tricks – ASDA Spooky Scribes Challenge

Kip has written Dirty tricks for the ASDA Spooky Scribes challenge.

This is Mr.Clown, the spookiest clown that ever escaped from the circus.

This is Miss Vampire, the scariest, weirdest ¬†vampire that ever even existed.They always played wicked tricks on each other.Every day.It was Halloween and they were both planning the biggest trick, the most menacing trick ever! Miss Vampire was putting mothballs and bat poo into 50 water bombs.And Mr Clown was sending plastic pencils.When they were used they turned into marigolds that squirt out clown wee.Yuk! Miss Vampire sent her screeching bats to drop her horrible water bombs on Mr Clown.But at the same time he was sending his friend Little Miss Vampire to deliver the fake pencils.The bats arrived at Mr.Clown’s cave.”What’s all the noise?” cried Mr Clown.Then a water bomb landed on his head.”Yuk, yuk, yuk.I’m going to bathe in frankfurters now.Curse you!”.All at the same time Miss Vampire was squirted with clown wee.”Er, I’m going to bathe in mothballs now!.
These are just two of the exchange tricks that happened in the deep dark wood.
If you like Kip’s Dirty Tricks spooky Scribes story please leave a comment.The story with the most comments in the Spooky Scribes challenge gets there story printed in book form and I get another voucher.


We were sent two Halloween costumes from the ASDA Hallowwen costume range, a note pad, coloured markers, face paints and a voucher in exchange for a review.

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